Anyway, I come in to work this morning and my boss, who happens to live across the street from me, says;
"So yeah, my new girlfriend was over at my house last night and saw all those cop cars in front of your house and I told her you must be at it again. She of course looked all shocked."
So I chuckled and said, "Yeah, well I got home and my dinner wasn't ready so you know. That is why I call my wife my better half, cause she better have my dinner on the table when I get home."
I don't think he realized it was a King of the Hill quote, but we both laughed. Spousal abuse humor is so funny...ok, not really...but it was still funny.